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Heartstopper Mini-Comic: A Very Special Day
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Hey all! Been working on a little something to ease myself back into drawing Heartstopper pages. I’m so proud of this mini-comic! I hadn’t drawn proper comic pages for over six months and I’d been really worried that my drawing skills would have worsened in that time. But I think this is the happiest I’ve ever been with a mini-comic. Thanks for your support this year and I really hope you enjoy this little story.
Turtle emoji!!! 🐢 requested by @spaghettiregetti

A good boy!!! 9/10

absolutely no detail but thats why i love him. such a good boy 100/10

Apples but worse. 0/10

why did they make him half in his shell??? hes okay but i cant get the full goodness of him 5/10

he looks dumb and i love him for that, but i think thats a tortoise? 7/10

literally i love him. the shell is boring tho. 6/10

BEAUTIFUL. FACEBOOK, YOU ALWAYS OUTDO YOURSELF!! LOOK AT THIS PIECE OF ARTWORK!! 10000000/10

Hes great. reminds me of franklin 10/10

why are his legs a different color than his face and whats with that one piece of his shell? 1/10

what the fuck. -300/10
Back at it again with emoji rating. We got crabs!
She is pretty but something about her makes me feel like she’s going to kill me. 6/10
Her eyes appear to be on backward. She also appears to have been slathered in grease. It’s not a bad design overall but someone please clean her off. 6/10
Very cute and round and the flat colors feel like a good choice. I’m suspicious that she’s actually an octopus in a crab costume based on those legs though. 7/10
Way too shiny. Who spilled shoe polish on this poor crab? She looks like she’s just trying to keep it together. 3/10
The extra patterns on the shell are a unique choice, though I’m not sure they make it better. Once again the flat colors make it nicer to look at. She seems friendly, but I’m worried her legs might fall off at any moment. 5/10
She definitely works out. The pale red is not a good color choice. Most of the crabs here are probably cooked based on how red they are but she is sunburned. 2/10
Normally I hate skype’s moving emojis but this crab is shmooves and then does a little snip snip and it is very good. The texture and simple design work surprisingly well. 9/10
Wow look at that texture, the elegance of the legs, the clear strength of the claws. Good shading too. There is a mischievous look in her eyes. She will do some snip snip soon. 10/10
Makes me think of the crab from club penguin, but this version’s cuter. 8/10
I wanted a crab not a McDonald’s Happy Meal. -100/10
Rating snail emojis, per the request of an anon!

Apple
His shell looks like it's been twisted a bit, which can't be comfortable. He stares into my soul, judging my sins and pleading for help. 7/10

Really said :=3. I love him. 10/10

Samsung
That's not a snail, that's a booger that came to life and killed the worlds smallest jaguar to wear its pelt. Very realistic. 7/10

Microsoft
This bitch shaped as hell. 10/10

This guy looks like a toy you'd find at the Dollar Store. 7/10 would buy

The simplicity really works here, one can tell it's a snail even from small sizes. However, the colors between the shell and body clash. 8/10 get a new wardrobe.

Looks like a more huggable Anomalocaris canadensis. 10/10 very squishy

Skype
Ok this guy moves so that's amazing. The shell looks weirdly disconnected from his body though, don't know what's going on there. 7.75/10

JoyPixels
I love the design but why is he staring at me. Sir please stop. 7/10

Openmoji
Why's his shell so small? Why is he so long? That shell cannot be comfortable. 4/10
emoji review: pleading face 🥺
i am SO not an apple bitch but this one's perfect. great balance between sincere & probably fucking with you.
rating: 10/10; the platonic ideal of what this face should look like
adorable. love the simpler shading. not sure what it is, but this one looks a little more sincere than the apple one.
rating: 9/10; needs a little more bastard energy
i might be a samsung user but this one is.. kinda gross. i admire the attempt to deepen the expression with that shading on the chin, but it just feels out of place here. this one isn't fucking around at all. at least on some level, this is like... genuine betrayal. kinda makes me not wanna use it actually.
rating: 6/10. get some help, man
major return to form with this one! kinda weirdly orange but does the job just fine
rating: 9/10
what the fuck. absolutely not. the expression here is COMPLETELY off. the downwards-facing pupils make it look MAJORLY condescending, not to mention the nausea-inducing shading. ugh.
rating: 0/10. fucker looks like he'd make cringe comps of little kids' flipaclip animations
um i mean? this one is fine i guess. nothing offensively bad. i just.. don't think it gets the point across? it's super flat; no real emotion behind it. the lack of lines and eyebrows really hurts this one.
rating: 4/10
uh this one is.. okay. the proportions are kinda weird. they mess with the expression in a semi-noticeable way that i just can't put my finger on.
rating: 5/10; extra points for facebook's syrupy-sweet shading style which i like a lot
perfect. beautiful. STUNNING performance, darling. i absolutely adore that hot pink shading.
rating: 1000/10. praise be 🙏
uh. yikes.
rating: 3/10. nothing to say about this one
um???? this one is weird. looks like the emoji they'd make out of your dad trying to mimic the apple version's expression. again with the downwards-facing pupils. ugh. those REALLY don't work with this face.
rating: 2/10. whatsapp's is still the worst.
Rating all the different fly emojis

Apple: 6/10
The colours look weird why are his wings orange and why does he have stripes

Google: 5/10
Look at this cute little guy. He's even smiling! Anatomically incorrect of him but look at this little man! How could this innocent cute little fly be responsible for the spread of diarrhea?

Samsung: 4/10
One point less because at least the Google one has hair

WhatsApp: 10/10
that is a FLY!! + he's rubbing his hands evily

Twitter: 6/10
It's simplistic but I'll take it

Facebook: 7/10
The colours are odd imo but he looks horrible and disgusting which means plus points

JoyPixels: 4/10
Stop trying to make the flies look cute

OpenMoji: 0/10
Make an effort.

EmojiPedia: 2/10
He looks like this week's doctor who monster
My partner rates the T-Rex emoji for me bc they like dinosaurs. Pt 2
he looks like hes wearing heels. dinosaurs cant do that they dont have the right feet. 4/10
could be a friend, could kill you in your sleep 5/10
looks like a gecko 4/10
“Dude, now we’re talkin. thats a t rex” “hes movin hes groovin hes roarin” 11/10
“why is he a gradient? why is his face like that? no.” 0/10
























